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john travoltaed

To completely screw up someone's name.
Hey dude, did you hear? Apparently Mr. Crane totally John Travoltaed Suzy's last name at the award ceremony last night.
by Batman Namtab June 15, 2016
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john

john is a person who thinks he’s very funny, but in fact, sexist and racist jokes are just sexist and racist. he’s either an old man, or a middle school boy.
“hey, have you heard of the guy who makes homophobic, sexist and racist jokes?”

“do you mean that middle school boy named john?”

“yes, i forgot his name because it’s so basic.”
by mycatisbetterthanyours January 28, 2022
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John

A person place or thing that you’re to lazy to say the full name
by John john Florence baxter August 14, 2023
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Long Dong John

a nickname for when a friend is discovered to have a massive penis.
guy 1: Woah dude, thats a massive dick!
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?
by COOLDUMBDUMB October 28, 2021
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John Teacher

A bulky man who loves green, and talks about his cats nonstop. His main students are Claire and Sarah. Goes on his phone while he gives us 91876 assignments to do in 45 minutes.
"Complete the 91876 assignments in 45 minutes, or it becomes homework!" John Teacher screeched, in his raspy voice
by Milkis Official September 29, 2020
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Johned

When a “friend” ignores your messages either on purpose or just ignorance.
Brad got johned by john
by Dangetjohn June 6, 2022
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john

random normal guy that works at some company you have no idea exists
guy 1: *working*
john: *walks up* my shift is done
guy 1: ok?
by Stupid Af July 12, 2021
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