Dick Fart

That moment when your dick farts and makes a funny wet sound

DUDE MY DICK JUST FARTED :///
DUDE, WHY DO DICK FARTS HAPPEN???
Dude, because scientifically gas builds up in your uretha and exits through your dick making it a dick fart.

by greenbean219 April 16, 2022

Fondling the Fart Cloud

To take a whiff of some wicked dank.

Yo Gwen, look at DJ Fondling the Fart Cloud

by rjtwilight69 January 19, 2024

fart._lol

THE SEXIEST MF EVER?!?!

"Look! I just found a really hot tik toker, it's @fart._lol!"

by humanityisextremelygay May 30, 2021

Chihuahua fart

A tiny but mighty fart. A fart (usually cut

by a girl) that outkicks its coverage.

“Hooo-damn! That chihuahua fart ain’t make much noise, but GAH! whatta STANK!”

by Scoocuzi January 26, 2022

Fart

An explosion between your buttcheeks. Sometimes it is a loud, painful, obnoxious clap and other times it’s an itty bitty toot poot. The deadliest kind are known as ninja farts which release toxic levels of human methane in the form of a gaseous explosion originating from the butt hole.

Starbucks accidentally forgot to use oatmilk in my Venti iced blonde vanilla latte with vanilla cold foam, 2 pumps of caramel, 3 pumps of chai, and an extra shot of espresso and now my butthole burns from ninja farts from the deepest depths of hell knows know as my gut.

by HisNameIsSheep December 20, 2024

Blockade fart

This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.

My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off

by Slartifartfast December 22, 2017

Doople fart

Farming out of your mouth.

I looked over and saw my sister let out a big stinky doople fart.

by Gryphon84 September 18, 2022