Cauliflower Dick

The result of having intercourse with multiple hoeish partners without using protection, a white growth on the tip of the penis.

Pat had Cauliflower Dick after screwing all those dirty fat goth bitches.

by Earl Teh Squirrel January 6, 2009

DICK LICKER

same as pole puffer

Ronnie at Solar is a dick licker (pole puffer).

by John Lewis January 12, 2004

Fuckin dick

Can be used in a good term or a bad term when talking about something bad that occured but is still funny is a good way but pisses someone else off or is just naturally bad

or in a good way when something awesome has occured and rocks

#1

Aaron:joe this weather's fuckin dick

Joe:oh yeah

#2

Aaron:dude that striper (fish) is fuckin dick

Joe:i know man

by Colombian94 August 18, 2009

Dick Clit

Dick clit is a result of years of steroid use. It causes the clit to become grow ridiculously long so it resembles a Chinese man’s schlort. See: Chyna.

Don't do it, man, I heard she has a serious dick clit.

by Siln June 19, 2011

Dick-ass

noun- When someone takes a dick in the ass and thus becomes a dick-ass. A gay.

Shut your Dick-ass up cletus!

You dick-ass motherfucker, keepin yo cheeks spread wide and what not.

by Timbrochill17 August 25, 2010

Pussy Dick

A pussy dick is an elaborate ruse in which a male dips his dick and balls into a can of tuna in order to make his genitalia more presentable to a potential lesbian partner.

Josh pulled a pussy dick last night. Went balls-deep in some Bumblebee Tuna and then balls-deep into some dyke.

by BigTrain1 April 4, 2017

novacaine dick

a penis so small and insignificant that the woman can not feel it in her

ME: I was talkin to MaryB and she said she's still a virgin.
HIM: I thought she hooked up with Dustin a month ago?
ME: Yeah but that little novacaine dick doesn't count!

by sexyllama February 11, 2009