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This article was sent to me. Unsure if it’s real news or herm news!?
by Burner Account September 16, 2020
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lisbon, new hampshire

The tiny ass town where everyone thinks they know everything about everyone and everyone is related to everyone. There is one school that teaches kindergarten through 12th grade all in the same building. The girls there all try to be Gucci af with their Dunkin Donuts and the boys are all wanna be hicks. The only exciting thing that happens is Lilac Festival where all the EBs gather to go on the same sketchy carnival rides every year.
I was driving through Lisbon, New Hampshire to get some gas at DuEz, and I ran into my second cousins ex boyfriend who I'm related to.
by Pizzasneezes August 10, 2017
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New England Juicer

When you insert your favorite freshly cut fruits in your partner genitals then fuck them so violently that the Juices flow out for consumption later.
The New England juicer is the best tasting juice around.
by Butterball Sully April 7, 2024
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Bo the new hoe

A katan who dedicated herself to be a hoe and buy very expensive jewlry things that get paided by her unknowing boyfriend or husband.
P1: Have you seen Katan yesterday?
P2: No, that bitch is a Bo the new hoe now! I unfriended her instantly.
by Star Bo: A new Hoe June 21, 2020
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Walnut on New Year's Eve

The most beautiful the absolute perfection. Even if they think they are flawed they are only more beautiful to you. Someone put into your life someone you want to keep around
Oh my gosh she is a walnut on New Year's Eve!

No way you are insane how did you find one??
by Olivier.C November 8, 2016
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eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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