Poop Bluetooth

That feeling of an impending poop coming.

Oh shoot, gotta get back to my dorm, my Poop Bluetooth is going off!

by Freddyboomboom January 18, 2026

Poop Cushion

The fart held inside one’s ass keeping a turd from advancing any further towards the asshole

I’m gonna need a toilet really soon because I just farted and lost my poop cushion and don’t want to shit my pants.

by Mel A Snow January 19, 2026

Poop-addled

Poop-addled refers to doing the job of adding up consistently entertaining and yet historically important shitposts very well for the good of fandoms in general.

Edgar Rice Burroughs must’ve posthumously made so much Tarzan brand merchandise money by having Poop-addled his novels with nightmarish descriptions of Tarzan and Korak being giant apemen.

by Snapper2001 January 20, 2026

Poop chute screwer

Another term for an anal sex lover and afficiando.

n. One who only engages in assfucking or anal foreplay and sex.

Andy is one hell of an ass lover. He rather fuck an ass over a vagina. He sure is a bona fide poop chute screwer!!

by Pig Demon the slut conqueror February 1, 2026