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Rage-quit my life

To angrily end your life, (Don’t actually do it) or a saying when you are so upset and angry because of something. (Only for jokes)
by DJ_little_GOOSH_GOOSH August 23, 2022
mugGet the Rage-quit my lifemug.

Cursed rip off life

This is when you are poor because you live in a city like Detroit Michigan the United States of America in present time where you can’t come up and get rich legitimately no matter what you do. Well if you was anywhere else like New York or California you would make it big and be the riches and most famous person ever. Maybe even president of the United States or King or be in the best movies or songs ever. And no way to move out or leave this city which was once promising back in the day in the 80s or so.
This cursed rip off life will be the end of me. Why I wasn’t born in Hollywood ? My dream of Japan. Where I shine like the brightest star
mugGet the Cursed rip off lifemug.

Jaws of Life

The process of spreading the anus out horizontally with both hands, fingers spread and wrist deep.
"She got trapped in the washing machine, so I gave her the Jaws of Life."
by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024
mugGet the Jaws of Lifemug.

Life-lapse

Occurs when an individual carries on with an activity they were doing recently in the past (a few minutes, several hours, the day before, etc.) in present time without realizing that they already completed the activity; the individual almost immediately recognizes that they are not doing what they originally had set in mind to do, but instead are repeating a previous activity and/or routine from before. The individual usually has to back track and/or reorient themselves in order to continue with their original task after realizing that they were momentarily living in the past instead of focusing and acting or reacting in the present. A natural phenomenon that can occur when an individual is neither paying attention to nor actively focusing on what exactly they are supposed to be doing and instead allow muscle memory to momentarily take over and carry out the task for them, despite realizing thereafter that the task was done incorrectly because the body was not performing the same task that the individual was trying to accomplish.
I was just trying to finish this math problem when suddenly I had a life-lapse and had to rework the problem because I forgot what I was doing.
by War&Ruin August 31, 2018
mugGet the Life-lapsemug.

Life, universe, EVERYTHING!

42
"Dumb idiot: whats the meaning of life, universe and everything?"
"Smart dude: BEFORE, You ask what the meaning of life is Try get one!"
"Smart dude: Doe if You really want to know then... the meaning of life, universe, EVERYTHING! is... *sigh* 42..."
by Sumsargreböl May 4, 2017
mugGet the Life, universe, EVERYTHING!mug.

Life

a pointless construct created to give oneself a false sense of purpose in this fake world.
by scumbagmccornman June 15, 2018
mugGet the Lifemug.

Life

what?
by a human guy March 10, 2022
mugGet the Lifemug.

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