Cauliflower Dick

The result of having intercourse with multiple hoeish partners without using protection, a white growth on the tip of the penis.

Pat had Cauliflower Dick after screwing all those dirty fat goth bitches.

by Earl Teh Squirrel January 6, 2009

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DICK LICKER

same as pole puffer

Ronnie at Solar is a dick licker (pole puffer).

by John Lewis January 12, 2004

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novacaine dick

a penis so small and insignificant that the woman can not feel it in her

ME: I was talkin to MaryB and she said she's still a virgin.
HIM: I thought she hooked up with Dustin a month ago?
ME: Yeah but that little novacaine dick doesn't count!

by sexyllama February 11, 2009

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Dick Clit

Dick clit is a result of years of steroid use. It causes the clit to become grow ridiculously long so it resembles a Chinese man’s schlort. See: Chyna.

Don't do it, man, I heard she has a serious dick clit.

by Siln June 19, 2011

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crinkle dick

A dick which is shriveled or wrinkled.

Jeremy came out of the pool and the girl said "gross Jeremy has a crinkle dick."

by Wesfool19 May 16, 2006

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Can be used in a good term or a bad term when talking about something bad that occured but is still funny is a good way but pisses someone else off or is just naturally bad

or in a good way when something awesome has occured and rocks

#1

Aaron:joe this weather's fuckin dick

Joe:oh yeah

#2

Aaron:dude that striper (fish) is fuckin dick

Joe:i know man

by Colombian94 August 18, 2009

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