Jack Roberts

a fucklefart who sucks a whole lotta bbc in the school bathrooms 😩🤤

"WOAH dudeee look! See that guy?? That's Jack Roberts!"
"DAYUMM, i wish i was that cool.."

by shelbitchhhh August 27, 2017

jack megoff

That's right meg from family guy has a bigger cock then u

jack megoff she's getting lonely keemstar

by Megatronious August 23, 2017

four jacks

What a person says when they show their opponent(s) their winning hand in any any card game, especially poker. (Reference from the film, "The Sting"; said by Paul Newman.

Man 1: Four jacks.

Man 2: Fucking damn it.

by Ereck Flowers August 23, 2017

Jack bastard

A well known saying in the mpgs ops room at diggers that is said all the time describing a certain serviceman.

You jack bastard matt always looking after yourself and not considering anyone else

You jack bastard matt eat all our expensive biscuits and then bring cheap rich tea in

You jack bastard matt let everyone else do all the work and then offee to help after it's all done

by 5IC August 25, 2017

Jack

Jacks (Banners) are specimens of a high land mass of about 1 tonne. They are prone to offer everyone on but never follow up on it. Also he has shit house parties.

Why, Jack sure is looking fat today.

by Banner has a big chin February 20, 2019

Jack

Watch you children around this mountain of a man. His arms are as big as tree trunks. Loves girls from Fermanagh. Seen the most often prowelling around the streets of Lahinch. He also finds kids on his favorite platform, Roblox

My daughter just got kidnapped by Jack

by AboiMattBoi February 21, 2019

Pussy Jacked

Someone who appears to be very muscular but will most definitely lose in a fight. This person appears to be fit and fight worthy but would back down if approached.

Someone wanted to fight Randy at the saloon but he is Pussy Jacked so he declined.

by dicklessnickless February 27, 2019