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blue church syndrome

When you're visiting Bratislava, and you've seen all the popular attractions but somehow you forgot to check out the blue church and now you're haunted by a pastel colored regret. Symptoms include : FOMO, obsesively checking google street view photos, and brainwashing yourself into thinking it wasn't really worth it after all.
"I just got back from Bratislava, and while I saw all the main sights, I totally forgot the Blue Church. Now I've got a bad case of Blue Church Syndrome."
by glenpai November 29, 2024
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deep sky blue

It’s a fucking color what did you expect
Person 1: That color is deep sky blue!
Person 2: did you memorize every single unique color?
Person 1: yeah.
by Just a smith September 10, 2021
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Keurig blue light special

A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.
Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.
by Grant Rampus September 7, 2019
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Blue Falcon

The act of getting emotionally and romantically invested in one of your high school teachers, can also be used as the code-name for said teacher.
"I heard Cheyenne Blue Falconed the new biology teacher"
"So me and Blue Falcon met after class and 'talked' about my 'quiz', he might be willing to change it."
by Jett_Fart October 5, 2015
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blue platypus

Blue Platypus:
A Blue Platypus, often shortened to "bp," is someone who can truly be described as a god. They don't get the recognition they deserve, and they can do everything so much better than anyone else. You basically can't talk back to them, they're just that good.
Person 1: Yo dude, the Eagles suck. The Patriots so had that!
Person 2: Man if I were on the Patriots, I would carry them to victory. I'm so much better than Tom Brady but no one realizes it!
Person 1: Sure you are, you Blue Platypus.
Person 2: That's a good thing, right?
by Cidius February 5, 2018
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Kentucky Blue Ass

When a well-endowed person slaps another person's ass so much that it severely bruises. *Not to be confused with a Kentucky Slide Dick-in.*
"I'd love to show Lyle Lovett a thing or two about Kentucky Blue Ass."
by Nordine October 20, 2021
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Blue

A Person who talks shit behind your back, yet can't talk about you to your face.
That dumbass is such a blue!!!
by asdbgadiofngvadl May 5, 2010
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