Birmingham Bust Bowl

When you repeatedly cum into a tissue, adding more layers like a rose, until you rip open the middle and use it as a sloppy fleshlight

"I didnt get lucky last night, so I had to do with making a Birmingham Bust Bowl"

by MegaMan_69 October 29, 2025

Monkey fucking a bowling ball

A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.

A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.

Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.

A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'

by anonymous November 15, 2025

Eat a bowl of dicks

Originally from the rap song "I Ain’t Goin’ Out Like That" by Cypress Hill, 1993.

"You little taco stand rapper, eat a bowl of dick up
Then you got my man over here, you can eat a bowl of dick up, too
Anybody got beef around the way, yo
Eat a bowl of dick up, yeah"

IYKYK

"Hey punk-ass bitch, you can eat a bowl of dicks"

"There never was no bag, only a BOWL OF DICKS"

by IB_Pinky November 17, 2025

Wisconsin Bread-Bowl

The act of smashing several slices of white bread into a gaping anus, and using a fist to pack the bread to the walls, creating a sort of soup bowl, and then filling it with cheese and semen. The 'bowl' is then farted out onto a table and covered with a cloche to keep warm.

"I wish my therapist would quit being a prude and give me a Wisconsin Bread-Bowl."

by PhatSphoincter December 23, 2025

Eat a bowl of fuck myself

Also can be used in shorter term of simply “Eat a bowl.”
In East Texas slang originated in the Post Oak Savannah used to show disgruntlement and frustration. Normally used as a last-minute saying being giving up.

What do you mean your out of Marlboro Reds, I guess I can eat a bowl of fuck myself!

by Plutonium Microwave January 9, 2026

Louisiana Breakfast Bowl

A Louisiana breakfast bowl is a where your partner leaves a butt plug in there ass for 2 days and then they pull it out and you pour biscuits and gravy in their butthole and you then proceed to eat it out

I gave my cousin a Louisiana breakfast bowl last night.

by perk30epstein January 16, 2026

Louisiana Breakfast Bowl

A Louisiana breakfast bowl is where your partner keeps a butt plug in their ass hole for 2 days and then after they pull it out you pour biscuits and gravy in it and eat it out

My wife gave me a Louisiana breakfast bowl last night.

by perk30epstein January 16, 2026