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Life

A terminal, sexually transmitted disease that causing the subject to experience the effects of the 5 senses and being ahold of an entity, spiritually. If you are reading this you must likely have this illness. The cure exists yet many chose to keep the disease due to its perks. But do not fear, eventually the illness finds a new host after a short span of years ridding you of the disease. The cure includes any and all lethal actions, projectiles to any vital organs, loss of oxygen, the vertical cutting of the upper wrist, etc.
by Why do I exist? August 14, 2019
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Life

The biggest bitch you'll ever know.
by Spazm_TV December 22, 2017
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Life

Person 1: What is life, really?
Person 2: Life is death.
by ghosts_are_real March 30, 2018
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Cheesy Life

A Cheesy life is the life of a 400 pound internet troll. The name stems from the amount of various fluids from their body have become solid and cheese-like in texture.
Your average Reddit User is living a Cheesy Life
by supercoolandawesome October 17, 2021
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life of brooklands

life of brooklands is a reality tv show made in 2022 by some students at an english private school. the producer (me) claims it will have a youtube realise in the upcoming months
holy shit did you here life of brooklands is gonnna come out soon
yeah if that dipshit editor can but all the clips together
by porneuilus hubert the third March 17, 2022
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Life

Life is an amazing thing you only get once. You get to be in love, have kids, settle down, get married, have an amazing family who loves you dearly, and maybe even be a crazy cat lady! lol. Remember, life is a once-in-a-lifetime expirence. So use it all very wisely. <3 <3 <3 <3
Girl: *Sighs* What would I do without life?

Boy: You'd be dead, no, wait, you wouldn't even know what life is.
by AmazingLexiIsNotOnFire March 22, 2017
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