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Ocean King Theorem 

Cambridge International Education IGCSE First Language English exams always tend to have something in common. There will always be an 'implicit meaning' point of something attempting to be funny but the students never find it amusing, which is why they usually lose points in those points. This conundrum is usually referred to as the 'Ocean King Theorem' due to it being always referenced to a past exam that had a man supposed to be funny known as the Ocean King.
That exam we just did had an Ocean King Theorem ass joke. Whoever wrote this test needs better humor, I never knew a Bengal tiger was meant to be funny.

SSRI King 

a male or assigned-male-at-birth person who can fuck for a long time without orgasming due to the side effects of their antidepressant/anxiety medication
We fucked for hours and he never came—he’s a true SSRI King.

Carlsbad King Kong 

The act of filling your anus or vagina (or both) with your dogs favorite treat and then they have to lick it out.
I was bored last night so I broke out the peanut butter and gave my dog a Carlsbad King Kong.

Klondike King

A person who is a Klondike, but people like him enough to call him by his real name, but only occasionally.
“You are a Klondike, but don’t worry. You are a Klondike King.”

Enchanted Kingdom 

Enchanted Kingdom (abbreviated as EK), is a theme park in the Philippines. It is located in Santa Rosa, Laguna. The park is managed and operated by Enchanted Kingdom Inc.The theme park was founded by Mario and Cynthia Mamon. Their family frequently visited local theme parks such as Boom na Boom in Ortigas Center, Big Bang sa Alabang, and Fiesta Carnival, all of which inspired the couple to open a theme park of their own.[
Enchanted Kingdom by Taeman June 5, 2024

Mme King 

mme king is a teacher who is lazy, gives work, never teaches, makes awful jokes and made us go through health class(traumtizing)
mme king is very kind but, stubborn
Mme King by sharanitaxer June 11, 2024