pulling a john

When you fuck a girl before you leave her

Did you brake up with your girlfriend bro?
Yeah but i was pulling a john before i did it.

by Derp93 August 24, 2011

John Updick

The act of sliding the male genitalia up the rectum of one or more students attempting to write an essay about the american author John Updike

"Hey did you finish the essay?"

"Yeah, but I was getting a John Updick the entire time"

by NiggerFaggot1234 July 11, 2017

John Manley

Man wit da greatist yutube channle out der named SouthernBear

Man John Manley got cool ass yutube channle

by TippierGnome84 January 30, 2020

The John Stamos Proximity Effect

The relative coolness of a person or object is defined by a value inversely proportional to the square of the distance of said object or person from John Stamos.

Bob Saget is only cool because of the John Stamos Proximity Effect after he was on Full House

by Armacham85 October 30, 2010

The John Randle

When a females makeup runs down her face from giving an aggressive blowjob, she resembles the 7 time Pro Bowl Minnesota Viking Defensive Tackle, John Randle.

I gave Joe's Mom the John Randle

by Coach Burns December 28, 2022

John Kdunk

And ugly bald muthafucka who likes to suck dick

John Kdunk fucking suck my cock

by Tkvd09 February 3, 2018

JOHN

John

John

by anonymous May 14, 2022