John

the best person in the planet. He's tall, pale and hot. Many girls are begging for him to be theirs, but he's already taken. Everybody loves him. When he walks on a street, many people would ask for his autograph. When he steps in a shop, people ask him to take pictures with him. He has good hygiene and he owns 15 cars. He lives in a palace with his dog and his girlfriend

girl1: omg i have a new crush
girl 2: he must be mid
girl1: no, he's a john
girl2: WAIT WHAT?!?!?!? IM CRUSHING ON HIM TOO

boy 1: so many girls are simping for john, why not us!?!
boy 2: maybe because we're not john
boy1: damn i want to be a john

"Hes so rich, popular, hot and amazing! he must be a john"

by thatonereallycoolhotperson June 8, 2023

john pop

only one man in the world has this name

hello john pop

by john_pop23 June 9, 2023

John

generic male name

"John Smith"

by Fishwicks June 11, 2023

John Gutter

The first level of pizza tower. Also has a pretty hard lap 3.

NO LAP 3: alright, just learned the controls, hopefully john gutter wont be an issue.
*2 minutes later*
lap 2? whats lap 2?
*enters lap 2 portal*
s rank! on my first attempt? this game must be grateful.
LAP 3: alright time to lap 3 the first level, john gutter, hopefully wont be too hard.
*5 hours later* why the hell is john gutter lap 3 so hard.

by memeaddictive2 June 12, 2023

John Von Tunzelman

he is an awesome dude that really knows what he is doing. he is always looking out for people and has a very bad sky block addiction but then again he is a chess nerd and will always stand up for his sky block and valorant account but honestly awesome dude and you never would want to lose him and I would want to try to get closer with him

"I wish I could have the john dedication gaming "
John Von Tunzelman - skyblock

by alexthepotato0110 June 13, 2023

National F1P John Pork Day

On the National F1P John Pork Day,every F1P students will go to the John Pork Bah Kuh Teh and eat his tasty meat.

Belle have eaten 20 pounds of bah kuh teh during the National F1P John Pork Day.

by notweezheexuan June 14, 2023

John Wayne

Cryptic name for poo; a homonymous pun: “The Duke”(dook)

“Call Elvis; It smells like John Wayne has been here.”

by UrineOverYourHead June 15, 2023