friend

someone you don't have.

aw man ): my friend is dead

by yeet5667 October 29, 2019

hello again my friends

Something you say for an entry of a daily blog, or just something to use around friends. Be warned: DO NOT ABUSE IT!

Hello again my friends, back again with another banger!

by CxUxL8RxM8ULER May 19, 2018

Horse Friends

Two men who like to dress up as horses, chew on hay, hug one another while their testicles touch and make horse sounds in each other's ears. Neo and Poopsock.

Please give us some privacy, we are practicing being Horse Friends.

by Sparklepaws October 13, 2014

deep friend mars bar

When a person accepts a shit into his or her mouth from another, usually a close friend.

Those two guys were really close, did you know they gave each other deep friend mars bars for christmas?

by Willy Wanker III January 10, 2011

Friend

A person other than family whom one knows and has a relationship of deep affection, without any sexual or family relations.

Tom: I made a new friend today.
Fred: Cool.

by the random. September 27, 2021

tampon friend

a friend that cleans up the mess you made when your at your worst. everyone has one.

Me: This bitch is flippin' all over my facebook status about how i fucked her boyfriend.

Tampon friend: I'm on it honey, slut will wish she never existed

by Mister Doctor Professor Corey September 24, 2011

Universal Friends

1. If u have a friend in real life that you also play online games or do shit together on the internet with not just Skype calls or text
2. Friends you know in real life who also live and breathe internet like you do and spend a lot of their time locked in their room whilst online with you
3. Fellow Gamers or other internet time consuming activity enthusiast who you also spend time in real life with

1. Miyu and I are both online and offline friends therefore were universal friends.
2. "YO, Whale wanna play league together after school?" "I suck at league but were not universal friends for nothing. I'll shrek you mate."

by Tomatoblast March 28, 2016