John

John is a beautiful, charming, sexy guy. He is so faithful to the girl he loves. He plays wrestling and trading and has the muscles of a god! He has the cutest smile and hottest voice. John has a 10-inch dick, and girls LOVE IT! Johns usually go good with Sonia’s. John and Sonia love to make out. They have some really hot sex too! Sonia And John were on top of each other making out on the first date! They love each other’s bodies and walk around naked with each other. They touch each other and shower together. John has the hottest muscle and dick. A John naked is literally gold! John is a hot guy who makes out and has sex with Sonia.

Did you see John by the hospital yesterday? He was so hot he made everyone burn

by AshtonLullabybee August 25, 2021

Long John Silvered

When a girl swings in and lands on your sword as if a pirate attacking from one ship to another.

“Yo, this crazy chick I was with last night Long John Silvered me.”

by RealCfan March 18, 2023

tom aka john cena

a guy who could be the step-dad you dont like who looks like a tom

"leave me the fuck alone tom! john cena bitch, you're not even my real dad!"
"ew tom aka john cena ugly bye"

by eyvse April 10, 2019

John The Bishop

Johnthebishop is an amazing twitch streamer who will read you bedtime stories if u ask nicely <3

Yo John The Bishop is an amazing twitch streamer

by Ethanoll hehe January 31, 2020

Famished John’s

Colloquialism for Australian fast food restaurant Hungry Jack’s

“Can we get some food on the way there? I’m craving some Famished John’s”

by loverama99 May 06, 2024

john roderick

The act of depriving your child of food for 6 hours, tweeting about it like you taught them a valuable lesson, doubling down on your racist tweets, then deleting your Twitter.

Dude, my kid didn’t know how to use a can opener so I totally pulled a John Roderick yesterday!

by Stuntotheclown January 04, 2021

John Muffler

A dude who be muffling johns, aka suckin dick

"Shut up Sam you just a lil john muffler"

by Nopyyy February 03, 2024