I saw Joe turn the corner with Mike hard on his heels. Joe was running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck.
by Luke Treu September 25, 2006
Get the Running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truckmug. used when the mother of child wants to manipulate the father in some way by depriving the father visitation and using the guise of it being "that bitch" the fathers girlfriend, friend, or any female the said mother is slightly jealous of or feels is leverage enough to use against said father
dad to baby momma: so can _______ come visit for the weekend, as outlined in our papers?
baby momma to dad: no
dad to baby momma: why? its in the papers... its my weekend!
baby momma to dad: "i don't want that bitch around my kid(s)", you can come see _______here at my house with my lame ass and then we can talk.
baby momma to dad: no
dad to baby momma: why? its in the papers... its my weekend!
baby momma to dad: "i don't want that bitch around my kid(s)", you can come see _______here at my house with my lame ass and then we can talk.
by brj365 February 5, 2012
Get the i don't want that bitch around my kid(s)mug. To fail miserably
by R to the Nazi October 21, 2003
Get the im out like a deaf kid in musical chairsmug. by tw1nky696 January 13, 2010
Get the i love you more then a fat kid loves cakemug. Remember that time your mom called you fat? Or that time your dad said you’re worthless? Its time for them to apologize! Only on December 31st!
“Mom, it’s National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day, you know what that means? You’re a horrible mother that doesn’t care about their child’s feelings!”
by Brown brown September 5, 2022
Get the National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through daymug. Gay dudes that donate half of their brain to hospital every day beacuse their mom didn't buy them rc car.
by Dagraff May 19, 2021
Get the kids who think brawl stars is better than GTA5mug. by Dude Regular October 24, 2010
Get the Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husbandmug.