Upside Down Reverse Screwdriver Shafty Succ

when you hold her/him upside down as your rotate them while they blow a man's penis

Connor and I just had a great Upside Down Reverse Screwdriver Shafty Succ Session.

by The inventor of the UD.R.S.S.S November 1, 2018

Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly

Take a group of men, preferably around 11 including yourself, to any polish city. There, you shall start doing any sort of polka dance backwards around the most sexually arousing object you can find, inanimate or not, while jumping on your dick like a jackhammer. The person deciding what is or is not sexually arousing shall be decided through a tournament of monopoly while doing a handstand. Anyone who stops doing a handstand during a game is automatically disqualified and must be sent 10 kilometres in a direction of the winner's choosing. If this is not completed, everyone are allowed to paper-cut the failure into submission, and the proceed with the tournament.

When everyone's dicks have shrunken by at least 20 centimetres, the ritual is done and everyone is allowed to return to their normal duties. If someone doesn't have a 20 centimetre dick, then he does not deserve a place in this holy ritual.

This act is extremely frowned upon unless you smile to the fifth rat you meet in Poland while riding a ping-pong table down a hill.

- Honey...
- Yes?
- Matt asked me if I wanted to participate in Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly
- Sounds fun! It'll let you really connect with him and the others.
- I guess.

by XxXSjo_bOrReN87 February 19, 2019

don't let the mofos get you down

A contemporary version of the old expression, "don't let the bastards get you down," this version stands for "don't let the motherfuckers get you down." The mofos are generally anyone in authority or authority figures, whether bosses, family members, partners etc.

"I hate my job. The boss asked to clean the bathroom."
"He's a jerk. Don't let the mofos get you down."

by kingharvest November 5, 2009

left thumb up, right thumb down

A saying, usually said at the end of a movie or performance, that basically means that you liked it a little bit, but it wasn't perfect.

I put left thumb up, right thumb down for that movie.

by Seshie January 14, 2009

Beat Down in the Key of Happy (live) [Cover]

A video cover sung by a small town girl from detroit, dedicated to a Hardcore/Pop Punk band, from Worcester, Massachusetts. This video was originally played and sung by the hardcore band, Four Year Strong. Beat down in the key of happy is a very upbeat feel good song. They mix that upbeat energy with hardcore riffs and breakdowns. This band is definitely a favorite to other Fans of Fall Out Boy(Take This To Your Grave), Hit The Lights, A Day To Remember. Four Year Strong however, is so popular that people attempt to cover their music on youtube, in attempts of showing their love for the band.

"Dude, did you see that cover of Four Year Strong, "Beat Down in the Key of Happy (live) Cover", by that one chick on YouTube?"

" Ya man, watched it like four times. "

by Lorasoarahigha September 10, 2011

have a little sympathy for the jackass down south

Pick-up line for the desperate.

"Hey, can I buy you a drink?"
"No"
"Have a little sympathy for the jackass down south!"
"...I'm getting a restraining order."

by NotARapist April 24, 2005

Wiser than the egg that rolled down the street

An expression you use after you prove that you are right. Or prove yourself to be an intellectual

I won the spelling be, I guess I’m wiser than the egg that rolled down the street

by Nobody for the mirror January 10, 2021