Cat burglar

A professional thief that takes pet cats from your home

Wtf did you expect, a pussy snatcher?! That was already covered in a lot of other definitions for the word, and this is intended not to be nsfw! Get your mind outta the gutter kids!

Breaking news coming out of chicago tonight as we come on the air, a suspect is wanted in connection with a string of cat burglaries in the area. Police have not identified a suspect, they advised all cat owners to keep doors and windows locked at night and to avoid giving them catnip afterhours.

by YouCanCallMeViking January 23, 2024

cats

nice food source

yum yum cats

by yummyers January 24, 2024

cat

our lord and saviour that we must worship, your leaders are:
Jess, Coco, Ginger, Pumpkin,Cookie and Pickles (rip Benny our founder)

-J&R

“We worship the lord, our god, the cat.”
“which one today?”
“Pumpkin”

by welovecats_dot_org January 25, 2024

cars (cat!!)

car iz a silly lil cat:3

I LOVE SILLY CARS (CAT!!)

by alewrites4u January 26, 2024

Cat Distribution System

The system that gives out cats.

P1: Hey, there's so many cats following me around!
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.

by BehindTheSlaughter January 28, 2024

Cat's Uncle

A lazy person (slacker), who is laid back by nature, and unreliable in general.

Would you hire Bob to clean your gutters for you? Probably not, he can be a bit of a Cat's Uncle sometimes.
Dude my mom's new boyfriend is a real Cat's Uncle, I mean he doesn't do anything!

by Chevy Cruz February 1, 2024

Ass Cat

When you put cream cheese in your ass, let it get moldy, so it grows hair like a Cat, an Ass Cat. 🐈

Yo she hit me with the ass cat and my rod was a rock. .

by Man_ Hattan February 3, 2024