cat shat in my sink

expression of gratitude, its crazy actually

this drift car is like my cat shat in my sink, its crasy actually

by bringbackthebars2004 December 14, 2023

Cat Distribution System

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.

There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.

by Sacyrus December 15, 2023

Cat

kitty kitty cat cat cat kitty meow meow

meow meow cat

by Vincentdude December 16, 2023

cat program

A program that prints its own input.

InputMan1: Hello!
CONSOLE_: Hello!
InputMan1: Stop copying me!
CONSOLE_: Stop copying me!
InputMan1: That must be a cat program.

by Europe2048 December 18, 2023

my cat snowball

When somebody refers to their cat, of whom is named Snowball.

Thomas: My cat Fluffy is very fluffy and he scratches everything.
Max: My cat Snowball is calm and likes breaking into my room because he found out how to open the door and he just sits there and cuddles me.
Thomas: Cool.

by Stickboi__ April 4, 2023

catting

Dipping out on someone that you had made plans with

Friend 1: Hey are you still going to the party with me tonight?
Friend 2: Ah shit sorry i’m catting off on you

by Xoxothatbish April 6, 2023

Golden Cat

A Person with the ‚Golden Cat’ personality may carry the appearance and aesthetics of a golden retriever, but they are more like a black cat. They rather gravitate towards ghibli, or other lighter aesthetics, but when it comes to personality, they actually prefer solitude and choose their companions wisely. While ‚Golden Cats‘ may give off an innocent appearance, they are quick to protect those closest to them. Once someone has become special to them, they usually stay in their life for good. For those fortunate enough to be in their circle, they give them great comfort and a safe space.

Person A: I think I‘m something in between ‚Golden Retriever‘ and ‚Black Cat‘ but I also think I tend to be more of an ‚Black Cat‘ person, I just can‘t decide.
Person B: I guess you‘re a ‚Golden Cat‘ then, it‘s both mixed but your personality tends to be more off an‚Black Cat‘.

by Felixead April 7, 2023