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John Cronined

When you tell someone whatever they want to hear to get them to settle down or go back to work.
This guy asked me when the job would be done so I " john cronined" him and told him it would be don't today!!!!
by Blazenink September 29, 2022
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Long John

“Long John stop biting my toes!” “Where’s Long John? Oh he’s in the drawers
by sxccubxs June 25, 2018
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Melted John

Someone who is extremely intoxicated (a Glaswegian slang term)
by danie7smith March 6, 2025
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John

Someone one can’t get more than 10 win in fortnite.
by Proteins May 9, 2018
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john andraka

The john andraka will get ur kids
by Daddypappa34512 May 27, 2017
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John

The most amazing and perfect person you will ever meet. A little bit shy and anti social but really charismatic. Treats his girlfriend like an actual princess and is a total gentleman and would never hurt her. Really strong and handsome with a beautiful smile and the most wonderful eyes.

He will be cold towards you the first time he talks to you but eventually he will warm up. Cold to strangers, a sweetheart to the one he loves. Funny and really intelligent, all around just perfect and..
The man of my dreams
Girl 1:" you can be so lucky to call John yours! He is such a gentleman"

Girl 2:"i know, he is perfect"
by AnnieHHHH March 22, 2017
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Daddy John

Daddy Johns Dilfs how loves Milfs they are usually Old white men from the south they are very hot and juicy
WOW IS THAT DADDY JOHN OMG I WANT HIM TO F**K ME SO BAD
by Grussy November 28, 2022
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