S.W.A.T Shits

When you shit unexpectedly without warning or when poop barges through your backdoor like a swat team

Bruh my stomach started to rumble then all of a sudden i got the S.W.A.T shits

by DATFEED November 29, 2016

piece of shit

me <33

oh look its a piece of shit)

by lroxyuu_ August 5, 2022

shit smudge

A mark of shit left behind in your underwear from either not wiping or not wiping properly with a wet wipe. To call someone a shit smudge is very derogatory.

That guy at the bar all drunk and picking fights with everyone is a real shit smudge.

by jimmybomm November 9, 2020

shit-for-brainiac

A stupid person who thinks he or she is smart.

Sam: I thought oil would smother the flames of the fire.

Dave: Way ta go, shit-for-brainiac

by sphinchterella December 29, 2006

way shit

When something is really shit

The skate park is way shit

by theundeadgam3r March 14, 2015

bastard shit

A shit that refuses to move either out or in, nor can it be pinched off. leaving you in limbo at the point of production.

Help, help, I'm stuck on the toilet. I'm suffering with bastard shit.

by dadofreggie October 19, 2015

Shit Balk

When you start heading to the bathroom to take a shit, but realize you are not ready to make a deposit.

Dave was on his way to use the cadillac stall when he shit balked. He went back to his desk to grab the paper.

by THE-MOWB January 15, 2011