a fake friend is a stupid bitch that likes to talk behind backs and says that you are causing problems for the fake friend, which is not true. fake friends are often middle schoolers that think they are cool... but in reality, they are stupid hoes that think they are golden. they think that you backstabbed, and they are very VERY jealous of you. don’t take them seriously if you stumble by one, they are only stupid jealous assholes....
fake friend: why are you with my friends! you are such a bitch!
victim: your a fake friend
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fake friend: hey you know that stupid hoe that tried to talk to you?
victims friend: um drama!
victim: your a fake friend
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fake friend: hey you know that stupid hoe that tried to talk to you?
victims friend: um drama!
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Them: Hey! Why didn't you invite Bella to lunch today?
Me: I would but shes always broke
Them: But she's your best friend
Me: *shrugs* Yeah my broke best friend
Me: I would but shes always broke
Them: But she's your best friend
Me: *shrugs* Yeah my broke best friend
by NArencibia April 4, 2022
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Fishing, hunting, shooting, mudding, video games, and anything else that is considered a “bro activity.”
In this case, the girl is no longer a girl, but has reached the status of “bro.”
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Fishing, hunting, shooting, mudding, video games, and anything else that is considered a “bro activity.”
In this case, the girl is no longer a girl, but has reached the status of “bro.”
Frat Boy #1: “Man, Ally is so dope. She’s a total bro-friend.”
Frat Boy #2: “Hell yeah. She’s one of us, bro.”
Boy: “Would you like to be my girlfriend?”
Her: “No, thank you. I just want to be bro-friends.”
Frat Boy #2: “Hell yeah. She’s one of us, bro.”
Boy: “Would you like to be my girlfriend?”
Her: “No, thank you. I just want to be bro-friends.”
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