Pooping Out Shoestrings

To poop out thin stringy turds

"I was on the toilet for 10 minutes pooping out shoestrings"

by UltraBusGamePlayZ March 29, 2024

poop o'clock

when it done did poop'd at a certain time its your poop o'clock

Jon - hey whats your usual poop o'clock?
Sam - oh arround 23:00
Jon - nice to know

by maxnellson March 31, 2024

Poop O'clock

The time in which you usually take a poop.

jon - "hey whats your poop o'clock?"
sam - "oh its usually between 23:00 and 0:00"
jon - "nice to know"

by maxnellson March 31, 2024

poop maxing

When you mog your anus and clench it so the poop comes out super skinny.

A very difficult practice if you have constipation.

Poop maxing defines and chisels your buttocks, just like mewing.

Bro I just poop maxed, my buttcheeks look like michaelangelo's.

Bro your ass so flat, come poop max with me.

Hey bro, poop maxing feel hella good, first the poop comes out in a sliver when I clench my cheeks, and my buns get so strong bro, try it.

by Kittypoopy March 31, 2024

poop

a disgusting thing that come out of your ***

A:i gotta go get something out of my ***
B:u mean poop?

by kitzthexd June 22, 2021

Hate Poop

To poop in a manner that is intended as an expression of a negative feeling towards another person.

"Can you believe your ex invited you to her party after she made out with your best friend?"
"It's cool, I showed up and pretended to forgive her then found the bathroom and uncorked a rowdy hate poop and didn't flush."

by That Wasn't Worth It June 25, 2021

Poop

Seen a lot of poop types, but haven't seen this one:

The guillotine poop: usually a variation of winnie the poop as seen in other definitions, you slowly push out a massive turd and in the efforts occasionally cut off small chunks with your butthole muscles.

Person 1: you were in the bathroom for a while, you alright?

Person 2: no man, I just had a guillotine poop.

by YeeterMcYee June 26, 2021