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Why is my pee red?

This is just a prank a few redditor try to pull on the Google search Engine(probably the gay mods on r/Dank memes) . The people who participate in this needs to Google search "Why is my pee red?" and feel like they achieved something and go back to PornHub to jerk their pp on some drawn japanese girl who looks like twelve but whatever.
I'm an internet meme lord im gonna type Why is my pee red? To the browser to assert dominance
by r/AreLGBTsOK? November 30, 2020
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cornelious rico's red eyed rascals

COUNTERPART TO BUCK BRONSONS BROWN EYED SLIDER

1. when you quickly shoot out a bunch of skiunny little guys out of your butthole and they are all floating around like chicken with their heads cut off and while you did so, water splashed all upon your ass.
2. in accompaniment to this, if you say a red eyed "bomb" this meand you kickstarted it with a fart.
3. also, when you say "with a cup of tea" thios means you peed after u lewt all the rascals out.
4. if it is a "no wiper" meaning it came out so fast that you only wipe 1-3 times, then you say it was "on a slippery slope"
5. when you are in a public restorrm and the floor has piss all over it and you dont line the seat or take your pants off and hang them on the hook this is called "living dangerously".
6. however when you do take your pants off, this is called, "doing the no pants dance"
7. lastly, when you and your poop buddy have to poop, you say "we have to have a meeting".
1. so, what was is, buck, nay, cornelious rico's red eyed rascals!
2. who did u have a meeting with? buck bronsons brown eyed bomb.
3. "buck bronsons brown eyed bomb with a cup of tea"
4. "buck bronsons brown eyed bomb with a cup of tea, on a slippery slope"
5. so how many lays of toilet paper did u put down? and was there piss on the floor?
ya, but i was living dangerously...
6. there was a shit load of piss on the floor, so i had to do the no pants dance.
7. ive been holding this thing in all day, we have to go have a meeting soon.
by The G0dfather November 6, 2007
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Little Red Riding Hood

When a "nigger" uses a condom for a change and rails his woman so hard that her pussy is red for days afterwards.
Guy 1: Hey dude what is up?
Guy2: I just railed this girl last weekend and she still has a red vagina.
Guy 1: nice Little Red Riding Hood
by Gamer4862 December 10, 2018
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Red Rum Tomato Sauce

charles "did you lose to gabe in NBA Live"
Jrod "never it was red rum tomato sauce all over that clown"
by manson3 May 27, 2008
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Upside down like a red carpet

It’s when you step in dog shit and smear it up the stairs into the house.
Oh man, Andrew stepped in Bentley’s mud pie and turned it upside down like a red carpet.
by mrsSpicyButthole April 16, 2021
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Do you listen to Girl in Red?

Well for starters Girl in Red is a Lesbian singer, so when someone asked if you listen to Girl in Red they are asking if you are a girl who likes girls.
Lesbian 1: Do you listen to Girl in Red?
Lesbian 2: Yeah she has great music *wink*

Or

Lesbian: Do you listen to Girl in Red?
Straight girl: Never heard of her, but I like Arianna Grande

(Arianna Grande isn’t straight it’s just an example)
by Just a hot b!tch ✨💅 June 5, 2021
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Denison University Big Red

A small school in Granville, Ohio where all the rich stuck up daddy's girls and boys go to school. In Denison there are two things to do walk into "Downtown" which consist of two ice cream shops or get drunk starting at three in the afternoon. Denison wishes they were as good of a school as Kenyon but they never will be. They are known for Steve Carrel but he's just an actor. Denison is basically a school where the people that will be living off of mommy and daddy for the rest of their lives go to school. Basically people at Denison think they're sweet cause their dad was a doctor or a lawyer but most the people from DU turn out to be big zeros in life.
You are a Denison University Big Red?
Yes.
Oh was your daddy a doctor or a lawyer?
by John Andener October 10, 2010
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