Post-formal farts

when you’re finished with formal, your date’s gone, and you can finally rip ass

Hunter: man what a fun formal!
Haydn: yeah bro I got the post-formal farts now *farts nonstop for 3 minutes*

by mrincredible_69 December 5, 2021

fart-narc

A fart-narc is a friend who will share unfavourable stories about you, usually in order to bring other people together.

More simply a fart-narc is a friend who will narc your farts.

“I love Tim but is the worst fart-narc we know. Don’t tell him your business or he’s gonna make you sound five times worse to anyone who will hear it.”

by Yackitol November 7, 2022

fart nugget

when somebody is a bitch ass shithead (im talking to you gritigle)

that shitter over there is a fart nugget

by insaniotary February 27, 2024

Pebble Fart

The skidding sound that is made when you are riding a skateboard and your wheel gets stopped by a pebble, usually sending you flying.

Tony was ripping on the sidewalk when he went flying and landed on his ass. I didn't see it, but I heard a pebble fart right before it happened.

by NinjaDogma April 5, 2023

poop n fart

the act of consuming rotten penises

hey wanna poop n fart

by iloveminorsssssssss June 23, 2025

Goldfish fart

When your butt cheeks are pressed together and you pass gas and the air has no way to escape except out through your pussy lips . And it bubbles like bloop bloop

I was sitting at my desk and I thought I had to fart turns out it was a goldfish fart.

by Krispichick January 23, 2025

spent fart

A fart that has been spent. E.g a fart that is no longer available

Man that was a spent fart, I couldn't smell nothing

by Rae Rae October 19, 2015