The sexiest bitch in the world because last summer I was working at the country club and then your mom comes in and it’s funny cause all the other moms are in one pieces and she’s always in that bikini you know what I mean
So it’s like funny you mention that actually cause last summer I was working at the country club and then your mom comes in and it’s funny because all the other moms are in one pieces and she’s always in that bikini you know what I mean yeah anyways so I was a lifeguard and sometimes she need you know swim during adult swim and I get in with her because lifeguards are allowed to And one time she was staying till late after and the kids are already gone home and I bet you’re in bed yeah I BET YOU WERE IN BED SHE WAS IN MINE!!! YEAH I FUCKED YOUR MOM TOO
by deez_nutsssss69 August 14, 2021
Get the Your mommug. 
by i hope i am not dead July 6, 2022
Get the your mommug. by hahahaahahahahahahahahahah February 13, 2022
Get the ur mommug. (Son):Can I get a $20 Game. (Mom): Well what do you think I am made of money. (Son): Well Isnt That what mom stands for?
by $uicide$avage August 20, 2022
Get the Mommug.