Joe Dispenza

A "New Age guru" who uses incomprehensible language and a deeply flawed misinterpretation of science to say "Quantum Physics makes anything possible", and that you can choose a future "in the quantum field through by combining electricity from thoughts and magnetism from emotions".

Joe Dispenza: You are a frequency in the infinite quantum field where there is no past, present and future.

Rational person: Errr... What? How?

Joe Dispenza: Because, "5th dimension", "infinity", "eternal", "energy", "quantum field", "frequency"

Rational person: ...

New Agers: Yes, this is the key! The key to life and the universe and everything!

Joe Dispenza: Buy my CDs and come to my workshop

by happybloke42 June 19, 2021

Joe Roam

Absolutely fucking inting it beyond belief in every lane.

Alex was carrying the game until someone began a Joe roam and threw the game.

by Hamdinner December 20, 2021

Joe

Thought to be a name of a person but actually is a term used when someone is diagnosed with Ligma

Person 1:"Hey I heard Joe was diagnosed with Ligma
Person 2:"Who's Joe?"

Person 1:" You fool..."

by slugsy October 9, 2019

joe

joe mama. its just joe mama. what did you expect? if you're named joe that's just tough luck, man.

"omg have you heard about joe? he died today!" who's joe?" "joe mama!!! HAHAHA"

by fabiiialm October 15, 2019

Joe

Joe momma

You: Hey do you know Joe?

Others: Joe who
You: Joe momma

by DaB3ANER October 11, 2019

Joe

Usually Described as a sloppy joe or otherwise Joemama

Bob- Do you know who joe is?
Tina- Who?
Bob- JOEMAMAMAMAAAA

by BiggerGiantBalls January 24, 2022

joe keery

the guy who plays steve on stranger things and wrote back in chacago

i love joe keery

by anonymous April 22, 2024