Con friend

Somebody who you go to a convention with and doesn't care what you have to say or about you.

I don't want to hear your life story your just a Con Friend.

by PHOTO GAY September 18, 2016

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Friends

I don’t have any problems until they decide to use privileged information against me for the purpose of my derision or you my likeness and response to derision as a tool for self promotion. And it’s unacceptable for me to do that to people (not that it’s something I do isn’t the first place). But where was I when someone was trying to extort 2 grand from you by pretending to be an underage girl? Being made fun of by you and the people you talk to behind my back. Where was I while you and your T-Rex head girlfriend were fucking each other? Taking your mother to the hospital while you made fun of me behind my back. Where were you while I was working 6 hours of your shift in addition to my own? At home, sleeping off the dicking-down you got from a mental midget.

Hym “And that’s just the friends. Don’t even get me started on the family aspect of it. I mean, you can’t have a relationship with people you can’t say no to. Where is my cousin? Where is my brother? If all the kids in your family are leaving and not coming back. It isn’t the kids. Is it me? Are they around when I’m not? No. They’re gone whether I’m there or not. You don’t like what I said about women and retards. So you’ve decided to be a bitch. That’s a decision you’ve made. To be a bitch. It’s easier for you to change yourself than it is for you to change me (which is what you’re trying to do). You’re trying to change me instead of stopping being a bitch. That’s you. And if you want to talk about avoidance. I’m not avoiding you. Takes less for you to get here than it does for me to come there. You obviously care enough to do what you’re doing. Shot clock is ticking. You’re standing there dribbling. Shoot the ball.”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022

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World fake friend day

A day to give a shout out to a fake friend and call them out.

Time to give kez a shout out on being a fake friend since it is World fake friend day

by Appreciation💕 October 28, 2021

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fake friend

stupid pieces of shit that only talk to you when they need something from you or have no one else to talk to

Brad is a fake friend, he asked me for homework answers last night when he never gives me his

by 1anonbj January 13, 2025

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Good friend

They don't exist; only habibs do.

"I don't have any good friends"
"Of course you don't, as they don't exist"
"I have a habib though; you"
*brotherly kiss*

by CorPur November 13, 2018

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Harvest your friend's organs

Harvest your friend friend's organs day. You could do this without their permission. This day is on 24th December, so you could give your friend's organs to their family if you want!

Person A: Let me have your organs.
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because it's harvest your friend's organs day.
Person B: Fair.

by Fortnite babby pass November 17, 2022

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