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stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person
I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor
by TheDefinerUSA June 23, 2016
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stroking the magic dragon

A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure
I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them
by TheDefinerUSA June 22, 2016
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red smoking dragon

Its where you pump a load into his ir her mouth while smacking the back of his or her head causing cum to shoot out thier nose while having a nosebleed.
Charlie sheen made linsday lohan have a red smoking dragon, and now she has aids
by Jamsyboy February 2, 2017
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jalapeño but dragon

When you eat to many hot peppers and your ass deals like its on fire when you take a shit
Dude that salsa gave me a jalapeño but dragon
by but_whistle July 7, 2017
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Estádio do Dragão

The best stadium in the world!

Stunning and impressive, the Estádio do Dragão has earned plaudits all over the world and is an unavoidable reference in the sporting and cultural life of the city of Porto.

A great stage of emotions, entertainment and spectacle designed in a singular way, the Estádio do Dragão is a multifunctional model able to accommodate a variety of events, thanks to its dimensions and characteristics. An ecological building, the Dragão is part of an exclusive number of stadiums rated five stars by UEFA and concentrates on environmental certification. The stadium has excellent infrastructure with road and rail access, as well as a direct connection with the Airport Francisco Sá Carneiro, through the Metro do Porto system.

Built in mind for Euro 2004, the stadium was designed by architect Manuel Salgado, with a view in mind to symbolize the clubs historic past and pride in both the city and the blue and white jersey.

The Dragão has a capacity of over 50,000 and has become a new center of Porto with the use of open green space and restructuring the tracks attached to the sports complex into residential and commercial areas.

The inaugural ceremony on November 16 2003 saw FC Porto play their first game in the stadium, against guests of honor FC Barcelona, a contest which the blue and whites win 2-0.
The Estádio do Dragão is an all-seater football stadium located in Porto, Portugal, and the current home ground of Futebol Clube do Porto. It has a capacity of 50,033, making it the third largest football ground in Portugal.
by kronixpt August 30, 2017
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What the dragon?

What the hell?

Born of bad typefaces & people who don't want to swear.
by LivMcLaren November 1, 2017
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secret of the dragon scroll

The most important lesson of life, that the powers and capabilities you seek are, and have been within yourself all along.
Limitless power is waiting, dormant inside you.
Made popular in the DreamWorks film, "Kung Fu Panda" (2008, D's. John Stevenson & Mark Osborne)
(person 1): "I'm so frustrated. It feels like there's nothing I can get right. I just want to give and quit trying.'
(person 2): " It's important to at least try to understand that anything truly is possible when you realize and embrace the Secret of the Dragon Scroll..."
by Thereisnobox December 22, 2017
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