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Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2)

Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2) applies directly to tech companies. It states that if one half Indian and two full blooded Indians that live in a shed in a third world country living off curry chicken, from chickens living in their shack, along with a $300 laptop and a dial up internet connection have enough fire in their stomachs (not from the curry chicken) can beat you to market with your own tech idea -- you might as well not start at all.
Yvette:
I have this idea these boys pitched me that would revolutionize my business. There was zero risk on my part, it was a complete slam dunk. But although there was no risk, I couldn't lead my team with enough passion to be able to defeat Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2).

Wing Wang Wong: My chink friends and 2.5 Indians had this idea. We only had a $150 laptop and water vapor as an internet connection, but the combination of chinkiness ratio of eyes and brown skin on our team, pure grit and will to win allowed us to defeat Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2) (we're all multi-billionaires now).
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Stick up 2

The act of shoving a stick up ones own nostril as an act of proving ones bravery by confronting ones own deepest darkest and totally Irrational fear of pine cones caused by the traumatic beating when one was a child.
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Guy3: I’m gonna to kill my self
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November 2

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Danster 2

Usually a small boy with an incredibly large penis
“Boy that guy is probably a Danster 2 with that bulge in his pants”
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2 for 2

As in 2 out of two things worked out!
“Bro, I got my first job and it pays hella well!”

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A lady's private parts
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