shit spreading

When one person spreads lies about another, also an excuse used by people when they don't want others to tell the truth

OMG, I can't believe Tommy is shit spreading about Molly!
Are you sure he isn't just telling the truth though?

by Me mum September 5, 2016

deaf shits

The black, tarry shits your get the morning after a night out. Named "deaf" shits due to the hearing loss that is also associated with the morning after nights out.

A: "Jesus Ben, the bathroom stinks!"
B: "Sorry, I've got the deaf shits"
A: "Probably all that Tequila you drank"
B: "Huh? Say that again?"
A: "PROBABLY ALL THAT TEQUILA YOU DRANK"
B: "Yeah probs"

by qCam June 4, 2022

Mr Shit

A person who frequently shits themselves due to having a very weak bowel.

Did you here Mr Shit shat himself on the subway last week.

by Mr shit March 25, 2022

shit that yet

"Shit that yet" is a phrase used when flirting with an elderly person and you are wishing to inquire about their adult diaper.

Hey Granny, how's your night goin? Nice diaper, shit that yet?

by MyInternetNameIsRon April 26, 2017

a grip of shit

A large amount of material possessions with no value to others.

"I've got a grip of shit to move to my new place."

by Crazycrazy February 14, 2015

shit streak

Brown stain on one's underwear.

I didn't use bleach, so I couldn't get the shit streaks off of my underwear.

by Defdeffer March 31, 2022

Shit show

2020.

When well this shit show end?!

by morixo August 23, 2020