life

the pointless thing your living in.

life (do I need to say more?)

by skindeer January 7, 2021

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Life Blocker

A play with words based on the expression "cock blocker".

In this case the life blocker doesn't stop you from engaging in intercourse or other stimulating and fun activities specifically, but instead takes all your energy out of you, because it doesn't believe you are deserving of life.

Frequently used for parents who resent not performing abortion on their kids.

My mother just got home, so I can't stay positive or happy, she is a life blocker.

by Barbra Silver January 12, 2021

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Life

Pain.

Life has the same feeling as a gorilla violently pulling your pubic hair, and the hair keeps regenerating every 2 seconds and there's no way to get them to stop.

by ShadowWar69 January 14, 2021

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