john

john is a person who thinks he’s very funny, but in fact, sexist and racist jokes are just sexist and racist. he’s either an old man, or a middle school boy.
“hey, have you heard of the guy who makes homophobic, sexist and racist jokes?”

“do you mean that middle school boy named john?”

“yes, i forgot his name because it’s so basic.”
by mycatisbetterthanyours January 29, 2022
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best otter guy in the world he's so cool
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John is a pear which makes him very fruity, make sure to play CPR around him to make him put his hand over his mouth and maybe he would sing CPR with you ( the song by CUPCAKKE )
by JOHNPHOBIC November 21, 2021
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A one nut wounder.

He has his pecker in his hand, he's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo.
Dude I saw a one nut wounder.
I heard his name is john.
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A john with a big dick!
John but BUILT different 😩
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