urban skills

Urban skills are the skills required to take a seat from someone before they leave it, specifically in a crowded eating area.

Well, you’ve got some urban skills young fella. He took my seat before my butt left.

by Ploco3 May 18, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A place where anyone can write whatever they want about someone or something, no matter if it’s true or not, and have it published for the entire world to see.

Bob: Did you read the definition of that on Urban Dictionary?

Fred: Yes, I did.

Bob: Well it wasn’t a definition. It was an opinion of someone. A terrible opinion of someone.

Fred: But Urban Dictionary calls it a definition.

Bob: Sadly, they do.

by ESquadGrobanite May 19, 2018

The Urban Dick

shortened way of referring to the urban dictionary website/app

he asked meif i wanted to smash, but i had to check the urban dick to find out what he meant.

by coolstorybronh April 2, 2018

urban dictionary

a place yo go when extremely bored, thus making you spontaneously blow up.

Lets go on the Urban Dictionary- BOOM!!!

by BUDDY11228 May 20, 2018

Urban dictionary

A place where you search up something and you still don’t know the meaning of it well the correct standard one

Any: what does watermelon mean?

Me: Go on urban dictionary

Any goes on it and searches it up
Next day......

Teacher : what does water melon mean
Any: a fruit that hangs from a women
Teacher: DETENSION
Any in her head “that’s what it said in the dictionary

Me: GIGGLING

by Ayylikethis May 23, 2018

Urban dicktionary

For all the dicks on the internet!

Your are a dick, come on to Urban Dicktionary.

by zYaSSiNo April 12, 2018

Urban Dictionary

Noun.

A wesbite that used to be funny, but now instead features anti-Trump words daily to push a political agenda. These words in turn tend to generate negative feedback as seen with the thumbs down reactions.

John: "Hey bro, did you check out Urban Dictionary's word of the day?"

Bill: "Nah, all they feature is anti-Trump words, not even funny anymore."

John: "Damn you're right, it seems like they've turned into Twitter."

Bill: "Becareful they might censor you for saying that.."

by wy_tt May 26, 2018