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screen eyes

when you're staring at a screen to close and for a long time that when overtime you close them in burns.
Person 1: I can't fall asleep
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: because of my screen eyes
by TheWatterBottle July 26, 2017
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Fake eye roll

Pretending to be inconvenienced by being overpriveleged
Flying private is such a bother (fake eye roll)
My Rolex collection is so last week (fake eye roll)
Looking after my investment portfolio is so stressful (fake eye roll)
Being a weatlty beautiful toned blonde isn’t all it’s cracked up to be (Uber fake eye roll)
by fuzzybuzzz January 29, 2019
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semen eyes

When you ejaculate on a girls face, particularly her eyes, and let them dry. When she opens her eyes there will be an opaque lens of dry semen which she will look through.
Yesterday I fell asleep after a long night of sex and woke up with semen eyes.
by nerd-donkey26 January 25, 2011
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Ween-eye

Ween-eye noun also known as the pea hole. not gender specific, mainly used when naming calling falls into conversation. It's your middles middle
your acting like a girls ween-eye right now.
by Yvonne Middle March 24, 2019
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Ireland's Eye

Nessan the Duke of 400 AD had three sons, and named a monastery in their honor. the monastery is on the island called Ireland's Eye. The name of the island is 'Inis Mac Neasain' or the 'Island of the sons of Nessan', the monastery has the same name in Gaelic.

The monastery is good craic for a quick visit during the summer. Not a huge amount there today but an interesting place all the same.
Dave: Did you go to Howth and see Ireland's Eye?

Kevin: Yeah it was good fun, I enjoyed the Island of Ireland's Eye
by Jack O'Meara October 21, 2019
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flying the red eye

Doing your girl in the ass. As soon as you cum you pull out, pull her head around and wipe your meat across her eyes. As she tries to blink the soon to be pink eye away you say "thanks for flying (your name here) express, and launch her off the balcony.
defined: did you hear about the girl that jumped at my building last night? she was flying the red eye.
by biffduncan October 25, 2019
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hazel eyes

soemthing i swear i have and have been in denial for years. if you have brown near the pupil and greenish near the outer ring, it's hazel- not bRoWn.
Me: "Do I have hazel eyes?"
My classmate: -jealousy sets in-"...no theyre brown"
by <3Zainab<3 February 18, 2022
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