by I'm Practically a Werd Nord January 9, 2017
Get the lifemug. A terminal, sexually transmitted disease that causing the subject to experience the effects of the 5 senses and being ahold of an entity, spiritually. If you are reading this you must likely have this illness. The cure exists yet many chose to keep the disease due to its perks. But do not fear, eventually the illness finds a new host after a short span of years ridding you of the disease. The cure includes any and all lethal actions, projectiles to any vital organs, loss of oxygen, the vertical cutting of the upper wrist, etc.
by Why do I exist? August 14, 2019
Get the Lifemug. by cring2511 May 12, 2025
Get the Loogie of Lifemug. by marylandgrl22 December 5, 2004
Get the Life, StormHunterPSU, & Friendmug. 
OpposingFork's Half Life Wife, is an extremely racist half life player, fuck that nigger fucking cunt, like fork has a fucking e girl wife baka kawai in half life, he fucking strokes it to it, like its his fucking real wife, when will this cunt understand you need real bitches and life, oh well hes syrian so no fucking shit he hasnt touched a woman in his life because hes like musa, fucking bitchless, gotta have a digital wife to feel affection, classical opposingfork, honestly, fuck that nigger, he thinks hes better than ghost mango but no, hes just as dorkless and bitchless as musa the camel fucker, fucking no pussy feeler, no woman touched him ever because he is a fucking trypo shitter.
OpposingFork's Half Life Wife fuck that fucking cunt dirt eater sand muncher bashar fucker and cunt, musa irani muncher cunt no woman touch cunt cum
by Dako123 April 18, 2025
Get the OpposingFork's Half Life Wifemug. a horrible and depresing thing that makes you go through awful things and chucks you out into nothingness after its over.
by WWWHHHHHHHHHHHHYYY September 30, 2020
Get the lifemug.