John Ohalloran

A total dick, no life, no one likes John ohalloran.

Man John ohalloran is a bitch.

by Train boy liam Smith December 6, 2019

John

A femboy trap who really likes being a femboy

Yo, he's such a John lmao

by adr321 February 15, 2020

John’s boy Pizza

The greatest fucking pizza place on the planet located in Glen Rock, New Jersey

Moe: What’s better than sex?
Axel: John’s Boy Pizza
Fuck yea

by SamWhich87 June 28, 2025

John Madden

John Madden is a Football Coach And also God of the Moon. Nasa's Free online meme game Moonbase Alpha Made him into a legend and the moon people sing various Songs about him while depicting him as their God.

:nhI'm gonna eat a pizza. :dial67589340 Hi, can i order a pizza? :nvno! :nhwhy? :nv cuz you are john madden!:np
Translate:
John: Im gonna eat a pizza *dials number* hi, can i order a pizza?

Woman: No!

John: Why?

Woman: Cuz you are John madden

by Moonbase Alpharian April 27, 2017

John

a guy im gonna be using in my sentences

John "How did you find this."

by iwritedefinitions.webp July 18, 2022

John guy

Meaning a person who modifies the look of the car but doesn’t fix the issues it has

Look at this John guy! He’d rather look good broken down at the side of the road

by Salty nutz May 3, 2023

John Cena

where is he i cnat see him please help. hes in my house i cant find him.

John Cena

by big bald obama October 7, 2021