Cum Ninja

A very stealthy motherfucker that blows a load before you know it.

Jesus, that was one cum ninja.

by TylerStevenson January 3, 2017

Nose Cum

A booger that comes out of your nose that looks like a small globule of cum. Similar in consistency, viscosity, and color.

Man 1: "Nigga... stop picking your nose."
Man 2: "Nah son, I got a piece of nose cum stuck up in there"
Man 1: "Then get a damn tissue!"

by DatBoiMatt January 4, 2017

cum spaz

When you ejaculate and you have a spazm over how good it felt...

"Oh my god, I think i'm cumming. Oh eeh yeseseseses eeheeheeheeh. I just became a cum spaz

by I am the one dont weigh a ton January 6, 2017

Cum Klott

When you cum on the same spot/pole until a large stock of cum creates a hard layer of cum almost impossible to remove. First Cum Klott was created by Markus from Colombia and Vladimir Sebastian Mäkinen Promyakov from Finland and Russia. You could create a Cum Klott if you are in a cold place. Example North Finland. Just cum on a ice cold pole. Wait a couple of secounds and you will have your own Cum Klott. This is a word thats been growing in Popularity in Europe as a Meme.

Damn, Look at this Cum Klott.
I fucked a B last night. A Cum Klott was made on the ground.
I pounded Richards asshole last night, a Cum Klott was made in hes cold asshole.

by olaskruttis January 11, 2017

cum fork

When you pee after cumming and the stream is split like a fork from the dried cum in your ureathra

Dude I just cum forked in the bathroom and got piss everywhere

by DonVonBraun January 14, 2017

cum guzzala

some you drinks lots of cum

damn kisha you a cum guzzala

by super anal wart licker 69 January 19, 2017

$cum Trap

a Scum trap is a pussy with cum trapped all inside of it. Typically a woman getting paid for it pays for it in her dues respected elmurs glue admiring her odor gets her better sodar the cocaine drips isnt always a special drift like K.

This $cum traprings other peoples unborn children instead of slanging cocaine she slangs others un done dues. like loose ties. Swimming Tubes .

by cartercarterzzz January 27, 2017