J’n my D

A term for jacking off made famous by comedian Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Mom’s House podcast.

My girlfriend: would you like to have sex?

Me: not right now, but maybe later.

My girlfriend: why?

Me: I just got done J’n my D.

by Doitallnight March 4, 2024

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

The actual real way to spell the phonetic alphabet.

The backwards way to spell the phonetic alphabet is not the way it is listed originally. They have interjected an additional ghi into the correct way of spelling it which is

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

And not

z y x w c u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

by Whatsit2yaa May 4, 2022

MS&D

The acronym for "messy, stressy, and depressy", aka when you are a stressed and depressed mess.

I am feeling so SM&D! FML.

It sucks but I am just SM&D.......

I am feeling so MS&D! FML.

It sucks but I am just MS&D..

by LingDanc803 November 15, 2023

Hannah D

Very kind and loving. Super intelligent and an amazing friend to have. She can be over dramatic but that's just her sensitivty shinning through. She'll you out during touff times and give you check ups on your fellings. She is a nice bottom and hair. Don't cross her or else it could end deadly for you. She likes her starbucks, family, her dog, but overall her pet rock. You'll one day see her in a magazine and think "damn" wish I could have tapped that. Before you know it she'll slip out of your graps and you'll loose her foever. So if you get to meet a women like this don't let her go.

Hannah D got a big D

by carebearcare November 22, 2021

WINNI and LUIS D

CUTE OR WATEVER

WINNI and LUIS D are CUTE OR WATEVER!!

by TheKingValid November 25, 2021

D-Lube

An innovation from the good people at Dyson technologies that moisturizes with a KY-derivitive mist to remedy excessive drying that may result from D-blading.

I was so dry after d-blading, thank goodness for the D-lube.

by Ligua Frank-a November 16, 2013

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u prob did windows pluss period and did all the emojis cuz u are sooo bored and stoopid and an idiot and find the nearest cliff if u typed this. plz you dont want to end up like me. ME. do you rlly want to end up like ME??!?!!?!!1111

i am not aloud to name my friends so i would say hi to them so i am going to say
(⊙_⊙;)(T_T)¯\_(ツ)_/¯(¬_¬ )(¬‿¬)☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞(⌐■_■)( •_•)>⌐■-■;-):-P:-((•_•)(ˉ﹃ˉ)༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ( ´･･)ﾉ(._.`)(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ಠ_ಠಥ_ಥ(┬┬﹏┬┬)ᓚᘏᗢ:-D^_^:-)(^///^)(*/ω＼*)☆*: . . o(≧▽≦)o . .:*☆╰(*°▽°*)╯(●'◡'●)(❁´◡`❁)

by ImaLineOfCode February 12, 2024