vertical monkey mouth

The view of a vagial area that at a specific angle resembles the mouth of an animal of the arangatan family .

" Hey Frank did you see the VERTICAL MONKEY MOUTH on that sleezy stripper ,she should work at Arby's with them sleeves "

by CYPF. March 26, 2017

Monkey Tea Break

The act of masturbating whilst at a place of work, normally to alleviate boredom.

John was at the office using the photocopier, it was a few hours to lunch break. He was bored so went to the armitage shanks for a tommy tank (wank). To masturbate, have a monkey tea break.

by edphooey January 12, 2012

Monkey Fun Stuff

Used in turn of the word "Feces" or any other appropriate slang words

Man, that Monkey Fun Stuff smells somthing horrible.

by Gubby Hernandez December 6, 2007

Purple monkey balls

It is a type of drug

To eat purple monkey balls is like eating some marijuana

by Lil dumb joy October 24, 2018

monkey getting a haircut

the funniest meme ever to be conceived by man.

"Hello my fellow black male, what is the best meme ever created?"
"Monkey getting a haircut, NIGGA."

by Jet watcher February 24, 2018

Irish Monkey

When an individual drinks a Mickeys 40 or 32 oz (they aren't going to make the 40's anymore :-( ....) down to the bend in the glass and then proceeds to fill it up with orange juice. In the tradition of what many call a brass monkey (or a dirty brass monkey in my opinion) as mentioned in that wonderful Beastie Boys song.

Mmmm its 95 degress outside today, I could really go for a delicious Irish monkey. I haven't had any vitamin C today.

by Atraylen November 27, 2011

Ketchup is basically monkey

If you think about it... just think about it

Ketchup is basically monkey
U can stove bott of em up yo ass

by Dankulator July 13, 2020