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shnoop and poop

thinking deeply while taking a FAT ahh shit
yo john u been in the bathroom for a while
john: oh yea my fault jit i was just having a shnoop and poop
by elongated guapanese January 2, 2024
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Sleazy Poop

A poop which has been taken in an obscure and out-of-the-ordinaru place.
Dat nigga took a sleazy poop in my grandma's fridge!!
by Not so Big Dick Rick January 12, 2015
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Poop

poop is a solid that comes out of your ass when you sit on the toilet and push.
Poop can be used for building bricks or used as soil in farms
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Poop Chute Boogaloo

Having anal sex in a state or country where it is frowned upon and/or illegal to do so.
"How was your trip to Alabama?"
"It was great! We did the Poop Chute Boogaloo ever night we were there."
by The worst English student January 21, 2022
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Poop snake

A very long turd.
Scenario 1

Donald and James talk about what the blood sausage which has not been cut looks like.

Donald: That blood sausage looks like a big fockin BIIIIIIIIIIIG poop snake when uncut!
James: Dunnit mate! I bet it does look like a poop snake!
Donald: Aye, me fine fellow!

Scenario 2

Bill has to shit. It's a rather long one, but not long enough for the toilet, so he shits in the ground.

Bill: I gotta keep shitting... but I can't hold it longer.
Mark: You can do it man!
Bill: *keeps shitting until it stopped*
Mark: Wow, man! That was a long poop snake! :D
by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 7, 2021
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Portal Poop

Portal Poop: When a college athlete enters the transfer portal in hopes of greener pastures, unfortunately, they never get picked up by a new school and they just sit in the transfer portal forever just like a piece of poop, that no one else will touch.
Former Teammate 1: Have you talked to Gabe lately?

Former Teammate 2: No…. Why?

Former Teammate 1: Gabe is pretty bummed out. He’s been sitting in the transfer portal for three months now and he doesn’t have one offer on the table!

Former Teammate 2: Damn! Well….He has that stink on him. He’s officially portal poop now! Ain’t nobody touching his @ss with a ten foot pole.
by MGTOW Black January 13, 2024
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Poop

Poop is the stuff that comes out trumps mouth
As the smooth poop slides out my buttocks I feel refreshed.
by Gary is Creator February 22, 2022
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