by notdominic May 15, 2021
Get the Piss poopmug. Portal Poop: When a college athlete enters the transfer portal in hopes of greener pastures, unfortunately, they never get picked up by a new school and they just sit in the transfer portal forever just like a piece of poop, that no one else will touch.
Former Teammate 1: Have you talked to Gabe lately?
Former Teammate 2: No…. Why?
Former Teammate 1: Gabe is pretty bummed out. He’s been sitting in the transfer portal for three months now and he doesn’t have one offer on the table!
Former Teammate 2: Damn! Well….He has that stink on him. He’s officially portal poop now! Ain’t nobody touching his @ss with a ten foot pole.
Former Teammate 2: No…. Why?
Former Teammate 1: Gabe is pretty bummed out. He’s been sitting in the transfer portal for three months now and he doesn’t have one offer on the table!
Former Teammate 2: Damn! Well….He has that stink on him. He’s officially portal poop now! Ain’t nobody touching his @ss with a ten foot pole.
by MGTOW Black January 13, 2024
Get the Portal Poopmug. You bring your dog out for a walk and come back inside, where, lo and behold, there’s a huge poopy stuck to the dog’s ass that never came off outside. You can’t take it off with dabbing with a paper towel. You gotta shower off that dog butt. How fun is that?!
Oh no, my dog has doggy poop butt after the walk today. What the hell am I gonna do. It smells so bad. Aaargh! Puke puke.
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
Get the doggy poop buttmug. by Rallco October 28, 2025
Get the Poop slinger at aa/ronmug. 1 When you keel over while being pooped on.
2 When you die in a comical fashion.
3 A word you use when you cannot think of anything else.
4 When you keel over from a devastating loss, it is often in a comical manner.
2 When you die in a comical fashion.
3 A word you use when you cannot think of anything else.
4 When you keel over from a devastating loss, it is often in a comical manner.
And as the ball landed hardly on her face and the next she knew, she was pooping over, and she died quietly. The referees said that she had died from a devastating loss.
by CT-7567 May 1, 2021
Get the Pooping overmug. 
