Depending on where you are in the Eiffel tower, you are either the front cop or the back cop. The front cop is responsible for the mouth, nose, and ears. The back cop is responsible for the anus, vagina, and other orifices.
Michael: Hey P-Ka$h, do you think you'd be down for some good old Front Cop, Back Cop action downtown tonight?
P-Ka$h: That's really sus Michael, but if I get to be the back cop, you got a deal!
Michael: Nice P-Ka$h! Love having a good time with you!
P-Ka$h: That's really sus Michael, but if I get to be the back cop, you got a deal!
Michael: Nice P-Ka$h! Love having a good time with you!
by IloveChristina1234 March 20, 2022
Get the Front Cop, Back Copmug. 
When you’re banging a chick outside at night , you got her doggy-style. You can a firefly as it flies by, and stick it in her butthole.
As in, “I gave her the ole Albuquerque Back-up Light last night in Anderson’s hay field, it was awesome watching the glow on her perfect apple bottomed ass!”
by Swyre 3 April 29, 2024
Get the Albuquerque Back-up Lightmug. A back alley bottom is a bottom, typically a gay man, who offers up sexual services in back alleys. Typically around places like bars or clubs.
by Vampire.Pawz April 3, 2025
Get the Back Alley Bottommug. .
by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025
Get the chelsea peretti is the ginger ale back smacker.mug. .
by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025
Get the Gina Linetti Are The Ginger Ale Back Smackermug. 