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The New Facebook

Slow. Often works over time to achieve the same result as the "old". In many cases, it evokes finger tapping on laptop keys caused by a release of adrenalin due to the fact that one should be typing already.
Sorry I'm late. The New Facebook ate up all my time.
by Julia Gulia (yep..same person) January 15, 2011
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New Shartford

New Hartford, NY, home to a large number of low-quality restaurants. A meal in New Shartford is likely to cause indigestion and gastrointestinal distress, up to and including sharting.
"Hey, wanna go to New Shartford for lunch?"
"Sure, just let me change out of my good underwear first."
by Rigatoni Tony September 9, 2020
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The new pcp

Teenagers butts and pheromone when master eating
I've been on the new pcp too long in getting tied because they fly
by Cody5050 January 26, 2022
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new wave fujoshi

a fujoshi that "makes fun" of white girls saying that they like yaoi. usually meant as a joke, but it quickly turns serious. they are obsessed with ea gay men and anime bl.
new wave fujoshi: omg yaoi i love being a lesjoshi i love dramatical murder yaoi !!!
by foilhats January 4, 2023
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Are you ready for ze New World Order?
Hahahahahahaha!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
World Economic Forum twenty twenty-three!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
You vill own nothing und be happy!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
You have given all of your power to me!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
Because you are too afraid to live free!
Zis is Klaus Schwab und I'm here to say
You must give more of your rights away
Your sacrifice is ze only remedy
For ze real pandemic: humanity!
Ve must prepare for an angrier world
As agenda twenty-thirty is unfurled
You vill eat ze bugs, living in ze Metaverse
You vill comply, und it vill get worse!
Are you ready for ze New World Order?
No more human rights or borders
Ve own you, yours sons, und daughters
Und we've trained you to support us!
Ve make ze problems, then blame you!
For ze damage from everything ve do
Ze conspiracy theories are coming true
Und if you don't stop us, you're screwed!
Davos
Ve are here
Ze agenda is quite clear!
Ve vill make you live in fear!
You are ze puppet
Und I'm ze puppeteer!
Mwhahahahahaha!
by newworldorder2025 November 7, 2025
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New Jazz

a specific genre of music that fuses some elements of pluggnb such as the soft synths (if there is some in the songs) and a very specific bass growl that you'll instantly recognize if you listen to the genre.
Person 1: My music taste is so underground!
Person 2: I suspect you've listened to some New Jazz then?
Person 1: Yes!
by onlythisaudnerstand October 23, 2023
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New Hampshire

New Hampshire is a dumb state which likes to slander other states because they’re “DeMoCrAtIc!!!”

They believe in dogshit propaganda from the right all the time and they’re stupid. They believe Massachusetts is as fault for every crime known to man.

*Got into a car crash? IT’S MASS!*
*Amazing weather? NEW HAMPSHIRITE GODS GAVE IT TO US!*

Most New Hampshirites I’ve seen are adamant that their state is better than everyone else’s. They like to glaze their flag like as if it’s the best flag known to man despite it just being the dumb cliche of BLUE BACKGROUND WITH SEAL!!!

Atleast Massachusetts’ flag is unique.
Someone from Massachusetts: “Hello! How’s it going?”

Some Adamant Person from New Hampshire: “YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING! GO SUCK YOUR DICK AT DRIVING! NEW HAMPSHIRE ON TOPPPPPP!!!”
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