The art form of giving someone the looks and telling them to fuck off with the hands. Or you can say something dumb and get the hands. The eyes coming when someone says something that bamboosel's you.
When dylan poppleten came outside with his underwear on. Mikey and banks looked at him like a jack ass and hit him with the eyes and the hands and it almost blew him back.
by Michael Paulchel April 30, 2011
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Saw my gf in like three different see-thru dresses and bras I didn't even know she had, when I saw her posts from the weekend. Our weekends out together only involve sweaters, so I'm getting totally eye-cucked here.
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In perfect tandem the pollen reached her nose as the shock of seeing her estranged sister forced her eyes open, an eye queef would be their "how we met story."
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