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monkey woo-woo

An empassioned cry of exaltation.
Monkey woo-woo! I totally outran those cops!
by Jimmy Tango April 20, 2005
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anti flange monkey

A person who does not like anything about the vagina.
Joe: did you bang that girl last night?
Norman: no!

Joe: you anti flange monkey
by I know nothing really! March 21, 2015
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Monkey D. Ruffy

MONKEY D. RUFFY

Ruffy .... is a person who can't exist in the reality. You want to know why...? ok I will tell you the reason. Ruffy is somebody who don't give up. He doesn't care how hard his dream is or how the others advise against it. He just tries it even more. If his opponents insult him or make fun of him, he can only laugh about it. BUT... IF someone dares to tease or attack his friends, he will finish them. Because his friends are the most important to him. And he is funny too xD... and especially very very very VERY dumb. But sometimes he says something clever, however unconsciously. Ruffy is very kind and special too. He always keeps my heart beating. When he cries i have to cry too... and when he laughs i have to laugh too. In the end he is just RUFFY. Yeah he is so special that it's name itself is the appropriate adjective. That's why I think that he can't exist in this world because he is too good for this world.

I could write a whole book. No.
Much more about him but I think that 's enough.😁

If you are interested at him just watch the best anime in the world : One Piece💕.
There are many more special people.
"You can hit me, you can kick me, but if you touch my friends, I'll kill you!"

"As long as, I live I do not let you attack my friends."

"If you don't take risks, you can't create a FUTURE!"

~Quote by Monkey D. Ruffy
by Anonymo💕 March 31, 2018
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vertical monkey mouth

The view of a vagial area that at a specific angle resembles the mouth of an animal of the arangatan family .
" Hey Frank did you see the VERTICAL MONKEY MOUTH on that sleezy stripper ,she should work at Arby's with them sleeves "
by CYPF. March 26, 2017
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monkey getting a haircut

the funniest meme ever to be conceived by man.
"Hello my fellow black male, what is the best meme ever created?"
"Monkey getting a haircut, NIGGA."
by Jet watcher February 24, 2018
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Irish Monkey

When an individual drinks a Mickeys 40 or 32 oz (they aren't going to make the 40's anymore :-( ....) down to the bend in the glass and then proceeds to fill it up with orange juice. In the tradition of what many call a brass monkey (or a dirty brass monkey in my opinion) as mentioned in that wonderful Beastie Boys song.
Mmmm its 95 degress outside today, I could really go for a delicious Irish monkey. I haven't had any vitamin C today.
by Atraylen November 27, 2011
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