Rap baby queen

Rap baby queen is a bad bitch she is so fucking fat and thicc she can steal everyone’s man she is bigger then the universe itself uwu she is the best and fattest rapper she is only one years old so don’t hurt her she will just sit on you and you will snap

Nat:do you know rap baby queen?!
Jas:omg yes she is such a obese queen

Alivia:OMG right she is so cute and fat I swear to fucking god uwu!!!!

by Daddypigggg bitch September 7, 2019

baby's arm

when you wake up in the morning and have a boner.

when i woke up this morning i had a baby's arm

by Matt B. December 21, 2002

kill your babies

Journalism slang. Shortening an article too long to print. Named for the time, care and effort spent researching and writing said article, only to have it go to waste. A brutally painful process.

Writer: Here's my article.
Editor: I asked for three columns. Go kill your babies, then talk to me.

by Graphhhhhh May 18, 2010

food baby abortion

The act of pooping after consuming a large amount of food that created a baby bump.

I just ate so much chipotle I will be attending the clinic in my bathroom for my second Food baby abortion today.

by the abortionist August 5, 2012

Drill, baby, drill

The mantra of the Republican party.

"So what do you think about finding new oil resources?"

"Drill, baby, drill."

by Zave October 18, 2008

My Baby Goose

A Beautiful woman with a loving heart. Her beauty is pure and her heart is benevolent. She doesn’t admit she is beautiful, but if someone were to stare long enough, they would indeed fall in love with her gorgeous eyes, and sexy smile. She has curves that would make a holy man want to stray from his vows. When she looks at you your heart skips a beat. When she says your name its as if angels sing. When she touches you there is this feeling of falling that over comes you. When she kisses you, your stomach has a fluttering urge to lift off. When she makes love with you, no one else in the world exists; just you and her. For a split second of extreme nirvana your souls become one. When she says, "I love you", you're over whelmed with a warm numbness that feels like the sun exploding inside of you. Her heart is filled with rays of light, that she isn't afraid to show the world. She saves the rays of light for those who really count; her loved ones. She is willing to bend over backwards, just to see you smile. She allows herself to be completely open to the one person she calls her soul mate. She loves him unconditionally and will do anything for him. She brings happiness onto him; he never thought he could be as happy as he is with her. She is my heart. She is the one I will call the mother of my children. The one who will bring down the walls that surround me. She is the one who will save me. She is my soul mate, my happiness, my love. She is Lauren M. Simons; my baby goose.

You're the love of my life; you're my soul mate; I love you with all my heart Lauren, and that will never change.
I cant wait to start my life with you; you're my baby goose.

by Lewellen April 28, 2011

Scrambled egg baby

A baby that only eats eggs
I am coming from ayydubs video

Auntie: is it a girl or a boy?!
Pregnant lady: it’s a Scrambled egg baby

by kira8j April 29, 2021