white card marriage

A person who gets married to be able to get health insurance or receive financial aid if not older then 25 years old.

I can't get any help for school so I might have to get a white card marriage.

by Loconsaine July 23, 2016

The Real White Tiger

Being a beastly animal, you're the real deal. The manliest of men, the coolest of cool. Or at least you think you are.

"Damn bro that dude's the Real White Tiger."
"Yeah bro he's bad ass!"

by Dirt Runner June 22, 2016

white christmas tree

When you finish jacking off and the cum soars up into the air and land on your pubes and have it hang there like snow on a Christmas tree.

-Yo I just bust a nut and I've got a white Christmas tree.

-At least you dont have any dingleberries.

by The dick duo May 5, 2018

Little white oops

That awkward moment when you're having a normal conversation with someone, and suddenly it dawns on you that they were lied to by someone you're closer to and you just countered what they said happened. The person's reaction usually starts with "I thought (this happened)". This is when you have to choose to backtrack on what you said to cover up someone else's lie, or throw that person under the bus.

Joe: Bob and I had so much fun on those roller coasters yesterday!

Betty: I thought Bob was at work yesterday...

Joe: Well..uh..he was! I meant the day before yesterday!

Later that day...

Bob: Joe totally reamed me out for lying about working...he knew you told a little white oops.

by Lucyluck September 12, 2012

pop a white one

To ejaculate

Guy: Your mum's so fit, I just want to pop a white one over her

by The Minge Marauder August 26, 2013

white pine weevil

a wiley little bastard that will get into your white pine stand and fuck shit up. They can grow up to 12 feet tall and 40 feet long but grow incredibly slowly and need to be left undisturbed for thousands of years to reach that height. Human death from white pine weevil is rare but has happened to a group of austrailian butt pirates who were using a white pine dildo infested with weevil.

Derek don't boof that white pine would get a white pine weevil in there.

by Mike Baker the bakedster August 27, 2012

red meets white

sex

mate with anna, there was a bit of red meets white

by irn bru789 March 21, 2011