cop-lingo for a man who hires prostitutes
by lala9978 May 23, 2024
John is probably disassociating right now. Slipping in and out of dismal self doubt and a mind void of thought or reason. A small drop of drool escaping the corner of his mouth catches his attention and, for a brief moment, he is aware of himself. Numbly, he checks his email to see if his favorite store has a discount code for something he might find vaguely interesting. Buying and consuming is one of the few ponds of dopamine not yet fully dried up in the barren desert that is his sinking consciousness.
A chime sounds off. He is receiving a call.
He is excited more now than he has been all day!
Rushing to flush the toilet and wash, he checks the number. It is unknown.
“Hello? John speaking!” He barks, almost dropping his cracked iPhone 7.
“Hi John, can you hear me?”
A sweet voice coos from the line.
“Yes, of course! What can I do for you?”
He says curiously.
“Hi John! My name is Anna. We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.”
...
A chime sounds off. He is receiving a call.
He is excited more now than he has been all day!
Rushing to flush the toilet and wash, he checks the number. It is unknown.
“Hello? John speaking!” He barks, almost dropping his cracked iPhone 7.
“Hi John, can you hear me?”
A sweet voice coos from the line.
“Yes, of course! What can I do for you?”
He says curiously.
“Hi John! My name is Anna. We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.”
...
by SomeoneAnyoneJustNotJohn November 23, 2021
A very wicked male that chooses silly friendships over relationships. Doesn't take care of his girlfriends and flirts a lot with other females.
Don't be a john
by A John hater November 22, 2023
"Hey do you know John?"
"No, who is that?"
"He is the guy with the massive ass"
"Ohhhh I'm familiar"
"No, who is that?"
"He is the guy with the massive ass"
"Ohhhh I'm familiar"
by simp_simpy February 13, 2023
A mysterious and confusing entity, it often asks itself the obvious, factual questions such as "Am I John?".
by Mysterious entity July 12, 2022
John is a unique human being, they are mostly born in Autumn falls or Winter, he makes mistakes and realises his mistakes as soon as possible, John is Very handsome pure hearted dude who wants nothing in life but true Love, he's been wishing to find the girl of his Dreams. Be assured John's are never unlucky
Stranger: Hey you know someone named John around here??
John: My name is John
Stranger: OMG you are what I'm looking for handsome!!
John: My name is John
Stranger: OMG you are what I'm looking for handsome!!
by Greek Myths November 28, 2021
by sheeeeesh dawg January 07, 2022